peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

texasrangers:

Elvis Andrus still finds a way to turn this awesome double play.

groudonconfirmed:

i see you shudder with antici…………………………

groudonconfirmed:

…………… slime man

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

bonusbaseball:

Not a day goes by that I don’t think about Cup-Stacking Guy and His Enthusiastic Friend in the bottom of the 19th at Turner Field.

My friend is a teacher and found this on the floor of their 8th grade classroom

prustytute:

some people really don’t understand that part of being a sport fan is hating other teams

killershot:

breakingwacha:

OHHHH MY LORD THIS CAN’T BE HIS SENIOR PICTURE CAN IT?????

OMG LOL
angelsigils:

The tumblr app gets a little confused sometimes